Unicorns poop cupcakes.

I: live in Colorado!/ am married to the love of my life/ have a dog of my own/ sleep but am still tired/ have way too many books/ don't eat meat/ love the beach but never go anymore/ love making crafts but don't make the time/ am most likely Buddhist/ eat vegan food whenever I can/ love cheese/ have nice abs somewhere in there/ take pictures of weird stuff/ love my friends SO much/ have an amazing family/ wish there was either more time in the day or that I didn't have to sleep/ love my life. It's amazing. :)

Email me at: lovelivelearnL3@gmail.com

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

Ha this makes me happy

  1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

  2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

  3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

  4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

  5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

  6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

  7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

  8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

  9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

  10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

—(via floralfilm)

(via anthozoah)

mixedlollybag:

Puppy was upset that I wouldn’t take him for a walk in the rain.

Aww my dog does this too! Such a cute boxer!

I’m home. Tired. Sore.

And am not allowed to carry around my baby girl which stinks big time.

I can hold her, just not move around.

Boo.

At least this is over.

I just got this.

I just got this.